Float builders

ones who build low budget class floats

WHOA! who built that float!? Oh it was the float builders.

by sikysikygnargnar1 September 18, 2009

floatieling

a combination of the english word 'floating' and javenese phrase 'ati eling' which literary means 'the heart remembers' or a sense of nostalgic memories.

totally at space, floatieling on a rainy day.

by vacantparkbench December 12, 2009

flatterrassed

When your seemingly embarrassing actions actually result in a form of flattery.

As an emotion: After getting annihilated at the Atlantis casino in the Bahamas, pictures of my drunken face became Conway's profile pic ... needless to say I was flatterrassed.

As an action: While dancing like a maniac on the booze cruise, I tried to drop it like's its hot, instead lost my balance and totally flatterrassed on the boat deck.

by MayGu March 6, 2010

Floatee

A person who has risen time and again to a higher position at work despite their complete lack of skills. Like a piece of fecal matter that refuses to be flushed away, this 'floatee' not only keeps their job, but keeps going to the top.

Tom got to be network president by being a floatee and surviving the recent firings. No matter what he does, this floatee still rises to the top...

by Schmeckleman December 13, 2010

floatin red river

having sex with a woman on the rag

floatin red river ishaving sex with a woman on the rag

by ruck'es September 2, 2010

flatterbate

Masturbating to sth. in order to flatter or praise it. The desire to applaud in the most manliest of fashions.

That (movie/song/person/book/place/pizza) made me want to masturbate to it, because I wish to flatter it.

1. Did you see Jamie Foxx's performance in the Soloist? What a fine movie like that part when they were in the hood and it all had this green tint that was awesome, I can't wait to go home and FLATTERBATE to it.

2. I'd have FLATTERBATEd after Inception but it blew my dick away! I could not find my dick so could not FLATTERBATE!

3. That pizza was so good I just have to FLATTERBATE later.

4. Can I FLATTERBATE to your Mom? She's had a hard day and I seriously find her worthy. She looks like Ginger Spice from critically acclaimed pop group "Spice Girls" so I don't think it's weird, do you?

by Rick Stanning January 15, 2011

Flatte

The perfect drink for friends who insist that they HATE latte's and can only drink flat whites.... Or was it that they HATE flat-white's and can only drink latte's? Either way, it's a cross between a flat white or a latte - which look and taste the fucking same anyway.

* The flatte is to coffee what spandex is to lycra... The same fucking thing, commonly utilised by Mamils.

"Thanks for my latte, I HATE flat-white's"!
"It's a flatte - jerk"...

by Channybangbang February 22, 2011