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French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.
I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
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sword fighting dildos

A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.
Hey man, we’re meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!
by Corn & Rye November 26, 2022
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My lightning

Adjective:: the name you give the love of your life..
End result, he is a homeless, lying, degenerate disgusting foolish stealing, stinky dirty lot kid who is a poser..
by $p!k3beaut1fuL$D25 January 5, 2023
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Drag Lightning McQueen

Disney/Pixar’s “Lightning McQueen,” from the Cars movie series, dressed up as a female, do a drag race, with his friend Mater, also dressed up as a female.
When Drag Lightning McQueen, does a race with his friend Mater, only later he discovers it was Mater's idea, all along!
by I'mcrazy July 18, 2023
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Sweat Lightning

The salt residue that remains on the shirt when it dries. And resembles the Metallica album "Ride The Lightning"
My effort is measured by the "sweat lightning" on my shirt.
by HonkeyDonkeyDoo July 18, 2023
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Carpet lightning

A spark of static electricity generated from walking across carpeting
Carpet lightning is quite a shocking experience.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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BENJrOVGANBJrasTasstreet fighting

Benningfield junior over ganbjrastas Street fighting. Bending over ass's Street fighting. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created and started benjrovganbjrastasstreet fighting. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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