Fleet cat

A cat who has been boarded or trapped on something (originally a boat), and thus dies of starvation or thirst in that area.

Child: What the hell? Mooooooooooooooooom. Our cat's dead in the trunk!

Father: THAT'S what that horrid smell is!

Mother: Damn it, that fleet cat's gotta go then.

by The one above all February 1, 2010

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fleatard

A furry pet that frequently displays bizarre and mostly unacceptable behaviors.

Friend: Dude, your dog is chewing on your baseboards again.

Owner: Dammit! He's such a fleatard!

by Big-D. July 25, 2010

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Flex

Slang term originating from South Florida describing a party or other social gathering. Alcohol and illegal substances are often present.

Person 1: Yo are you tryna pull up to my flex next weekend?

Person 2: Hell yes brother!

by cha$on December 22, 2017

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Hey my pager broke ; do you want to fext for a little tonight , it’s been forever since I rubbed one out over a freshly printed sheet of paper ; no honey I really don’t feel like fexting tonight , plus I need to print a paper and I don’t know if I have enough ink .

by Charles David sacramento December 14, 2017

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Flet

A Fat Lazy Entitled Troll (Flet), is usually an uneducated person going to places or forums giving their unsolicited opinion on how a certain company should conduct their business, or how someone should conform to his beliefs.

That Fletover spammed an entire forum about how he didn't get his 2 for 1 special at a grocery store when such a deal doesn't exist, and then went on a rant at a local Subway of why they should have all day breakfast.

by Chang Qou May 28, 2018

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