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FloorPlay

Dancing in an erotic manner where the intent is to get your partner sexually stimulated, perhaps to the point of orgasm. Surreptitious touching of erogenous zones is a key technique of floorplay. Variant of the word forplay.
Bill and Joanna had not yet had sex, which made the floorplay all the more delicious. When nobody was looking, He would grind his pelvic bone against her crotch and slide his hand down to her beautiful bottom.
by Bill gronos August 21, 2006
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Floorplay

When there is not enough room on the bed, and you and your partner fall off onto the floor but continue to have sexual intercourse.
They were going at it so hard, they fell off the bed, so they just floorplayed it for the rest of the night.
by Joyzey November 9, 2008
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Flooding The Anthill

Pouring the contents of a used condom into the female's birth canal after sex, also commonly deployed as an act of vindication.
After Suzie queefed on my nuts during sex the only appropriate response was Flooding The Anthill.
by Axlerod Poundhouse December 4, 2007
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Flash Flood

The over excitement of a female in the moments before sex causing an excess of vaginal fluid.
Did you cause a flash flood before you hit that?
by dklee January 8, 2009
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The Floor Is Lava

The most epic game in exsistence. Involves to or more people. The game is started by one person shouting that "The floor is lava!" After that, all people surrounding must find higher grounds (chairs, couches, pillows, younger siblings) to save themselves. If you touch the ground, you die. The game can be started anywhere, and is often fun to play in crowded places, such as the mall or the movie theater.
"The floor is lava!"
(everyone screams and jumps onto chairs and old people)
by lavagirllovessharkboy November 28, 2009
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floor wood

when a dude is out on the dance floor, grinding with someone, and he gets a hard-on. most commonly associated with 13 year olds, anime fans, and 30 year olds who still live in their parents' basements.
those girls were totally freaked out. i guess i'm the king of floor wood.
by Grant, Colin, and Dan February 20, 2006
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