elephant kiss

the act of an uncircumcised male touching the tip of his cock to the tip of a second male's circumcised cock, thus causing the excess foreskin of his shlong to wrap around the head of the circumcised male's purple headed yogurt slinger. basically the gayest shit imaginable!

so I went to the restroom at the bar the other night, opened the door the stall only to find 2 dudes with their pants around their ankles and they were giving eachother elephant kisses

by Andy in TX December 28, 2008

Elephant in the room

When there is a fit girl in the room

At whys there an elephant in the room

by Billboshaggins September 10, 2018

Elephant Kiss

When a man reaches down and smears his uncircumcised flacid dick on his underwear, in a horrible atempt to dry it off.

Shit dude, I just pissed and had to give my boxers' an elephant kiss.

by staycrispy October 29, 2013

Elephantist

someone who is predjudiced against elephants.

George: i hate elephants.

Rebecca: I can't believe your so elephantist!

by Tanianika January 1, 2009

elephant trunked

when a guy jerks off into a tube sock and sticks it onto the chicks nose

Justin jerked off into his tube sock and elephant trunked his girlfriend.

by laurent8891 December 28, 2007

Elephant

A woman of very old age attracted to and looking for a younger man to date

See that 104 year old woman at the bar hitting on that 26 year old? That's a real Elephant!

by Elephant lover_2 June 21, 2011

pink elephant

When you're high on drugs aka shrooms and you see a cop- he/she is supposed to look like a pink elephant- this is obviously when you're trippin and is supposed to keep you from getting caught-

I was so fucking high yesterday when we were drivin around, and then i saw a pink elephant behind us and I knew to calm down so we wouldn't get pulled over.

by natta batta August 31, 2006