Engineer Hands

Hands that are too soft & weak to do manual labor.

John can't open that jar; he has engineer hands!

by Slimdiggity December 22, 2023

engine-ify

to make someone in to an engine.

"ight bro i'm gonna engine-ify you"

by trainfan February 23, 2025

Four Stroke Engine

When a dude is four inches in you, and you are four inches in a dude so no matter what direction you move, somethings going some where

"Yo dude, do you wanna join in my four stroke engine?"

by JimBobBrowning June 13, 2025

Engineer

He solves problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. He solves practical problems. For instance, how am I going to stop some big mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun. Like this heavy caliber tripod-mounted little ol' number designed by him, built by him, and you best hope.... not pointed at you

Heavy: Engineer, put dispenser here (pootis)

by Melodic Whale March 2, 2020

Startling the engine

A phrase used in the mechanics world for turning on an engine and turning it off in under a second.

Stop startling the engine you'll ruin the starter!!

by Honda_Otaku December 2, 2016

engineer

Someone who forgot more math than you ever knew, and who fixes problems you didn't even know could exist.

I bet you didn't know your bike has a structural problem.

Oh look, I've met an engineer!

by PizzaPuntThomas July 13, 2023

Finger engineering

The act of designing and engineering a building or construction project on the site and making things up as you go, with no predesigned plans.

Damn, the contractor and the owner are finger engineering the fuck out of this project. I hope it doesn't bite them in the ass with the building department when they try to pull an inspection.

by Coroyo70 June 12, 2021