Dumb phone

"Dumb phone" is a coarse reference to the largely obsolete portable cellular telephones (of differing brands) made from 1983 to 1999. Majority of them were manufactured by Motorola from 1983 to 1999. Other manufacturers during that period include Ericsson, Sony, Nokia, Mobira and Oki.

Contrary to popular belief, dumb phones do not refer to feature phones (mobile phones made from 2000 - present with little features as compared to smart phones).

Al: Did you see that New Zealand ad? The one about the gal who used a dumb phone 'coz her insurance plan was so damn expensive?

by Heych September 16, 2010

Dumb Smart

1.) the act of smartly being dumb
2.) finding loopholes
3.) being a man

a female on facebook posts a status "boys are stoopid" a male friend quickly counters with a dim-witted comment "Well good thing I'm a man and not a boy."

this is an example of being Dumb Smart.

by CtrlAltDown November 16, 2010

Dumb Ed

The dumbest of the three main characters from Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy. He likes to read comics and he is always getting beat up by his fat-lipped sister Sarah.

Dumb Ed also gives us some on the funniest quotes from said cartoon:
''Gravy!''
''Slide on the soap... slide on the soap...slide on the soap...slide on the soap...''
''Cafe au lait!''
''One plus one equals one on a bun!"

by Shawn B. September 22, 2003

dumb fuck

satan

Please quit being a dumb fuck Beez, that's satan's job.

by sum.fukn.dude February 25, 2022

Dumb Boner

An erection you get after hearing or seeing something really stupid

That bitches Instagram page gives me the biggest dumb boner

by Fluffybueno June 10, 2017

Dumb Crack

being incredibly stupid. having the intelligence of someone doped up

*someone randomly trips nd falls into a trash can...while the trash can was in plain sight*

me: "what a DUMB CRACK!"

by 1373204 July 8, 2009

dumb whores

something i use to call my friends... as a joke sometimes bc sometimes they are actual fucking retards. like sometimes yk i wonder if they were born without braincells or their parents dropped them to much. its also a word you can use to replace lovely, or gorgeous but i dont use it that way cause my friends are ugly im j joking ly guys

sometimes. YAY

"Goodnight you dumb whores dont fall off your bed to much i cant afford having dumber friends mwah love you!"

by [e-mail] October 15, 2019