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Slovenian diving board

The act of pouring moldy milk on someone’s chest so it trickles down and the chunks drip of the penis.
Connor:“I gave paul a Slovenian diving board!”
Fred:”yo no way me too!”
by PaulieDonaldson April 8, 2024
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Dive Bar Yuppie

Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)

1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.

2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.

3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.

Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.

See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 3, 2025
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Freedom Dive

When a fat american bitch is so fat, that you can use her pussy as a swimming pool to play Marco Polo in with your friends.
Yesterday after college, I went Freedom Diveing with my homies.
Ok!
by aiwefal May 1, 2025
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Freak dive

1. An in-depth or comprehensive review of a topic regarding a person you would call a freak or freakazoid.

2. To think way far back in the depths of your memories to a memory about or containing a freak or freakazoid.
1. Last night I couldn't sleep so I did a freak dive on that weird guy on Instagram.

2. I know this is a freak dive, but do you remember the time that weird girl yelled at a whole class of people her same age?
by wuhluhwuh? December 23, 2024
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scooby-diving suit

A U.B.D. for your pooch-pal.
Now dat he's been fitted for a scooby-diving suit, da '70's-and-'80's-kids' favorite Great Dane can now help his super-sleuth owner look for evidence in lakes and rivers, as well as on dry land.
by QuacksO March 19, 2020
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duvet diving

The act of performing oral sex on your partner whilst you are under the duvet covers.
Alex is going duvet diving tonight
by anonymous November 23, 2023
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Pearl Diving

When you shove the ice cream cone up your partner's anus or vagina and proceed to eat the ice cream.
"She had a kink for food so we decided to do pearl diving."
by popkxw May 5, 2024
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