throw the deuce

to take a shit

I always seem to throw the deuce after lunch.

by AMVC May 14, 2009

chuck a deuce

When on acid, you spin a slinky really fast in front of a bright light, you're chucking a deuce when you get two circles to form.

Check out dudeman with the slinky, can you chuck a deuce?

by DavidHalk November 28, 2006

Ma Deuce

Another word for your Mother

Ma Duece was worried about you yesterday, what happen?

by Jae' June 22, 2005

A deuce

In the sceme of ranking girls...Used primari;ly when ranking on the 1 to 2 sacele ("2" you would f- her, 1 you wouldn't). A deuce is used synominously as a 2.

"Man that blonde is a deuce"

Me: Hey Mike do you think Brian's mom is a deuce?
Mike: NO way she is a one!

by R-G December 7, 2006

Chuck the Deuce

To throw your feces at another person and/or an object.

Did you see that monkey chuck the deuce?!

by Schlank April 29, 2012

double deuce

Eating cake with only the middle and pointer fingers of each hand. Considerered very uncouth at parties if you deuce straight from the cake plate.
Double deucing contests can be held between friends, to see who can deuce their cake first (doubly, of course).

Dude, I can't believe you just double deuced that cake. I was gonna cut myself a piece of that.

by outofcontexts April 30, 2006

frosted deuce

The act of freezing a turd, with the intent of using it as a dildo once it has frozen solid.

"He's got a big one in the freezer so he can give Felecia a frosted deuce later tonight."

by ThatsJustFowl September 5, 2009