dad me

This is used when a girl wants you to be her “daddy” and smash on her.

Oooo I want jerrin to Dad me 😏👅

by @jonbon May 3, 2018

dad roulette

3 or more men ejaculate into a bowl. The semen is then whisked up and poured into a lube bottle and said lube bottle is used on an unsuspecting victim. The loser is who ends up being the father.

Mike, Steve and James came over last night and played dad roulette with Jennifer from down the road.

by Rufluz April 6, 2016

American Dad

A show that you watch at 1AM because nothing else is on and it repeats but you keep watching because it’s too early to masterbate and watch porn. Is occasionally funny and addictive to watch.

“Did you watch American dad last night?”

“Yeah”

“Lol remember when Steve attacked that wolf?”

“No”

by SirNigelHarrisFookingtonThe3rd September 3, 2019

My dad

He is gone.

Me: "I wonder how much child support my dad owes my mom?"

by BestieBAKAbae May 13, 2021

Dad Poop

The act of going to the bathroom and spending a HUGE quantity of time trying to take a friggin poop.

"Yo, wheres Jake?"

"Hes been in the bathroom for almost 45 minutes."

"He must be taking a Dad Poop."

by didegerdoo2112 November 8, 2019

Cams Dad

When your friend has a really hot dad with a massive chode

"Wow that guys is definitely Cams Dad

by mrmanbot July 12, 2021

Deku's dad

Nonexistent

Deku's dad is nonexistent

by ."-/•Inku•\-". October 18, 2019