balkan dad

Doing something regardless of your little to zero knowledge on the subject, refusing any kind of help or advice especially from women and younger people in order to appear smarter and more capable. Often the incompetence of the person performing the balkan dad action is exposed but any kind of feedback is discarded in an attempt to protect their fragile ego.

-Are you sure you know how to fix my chair? I can ask my friend to do it... I don't want you to balkan dad it again.

by kalivisuals March 29, 2021

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Dad Poop

The act of going to the bathroom and spending a HUGE quantity of time trying to take a friggin poop.

"Yo, wheres Jake?"

"Hes been in the bathroom for almost 45 minutes."

"He must be taking a Dad Poop."

by didegerdoo2112 November 8, 2019

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Deadbeat Dad

A so called man who is always making promises of when they'll come spend time with their child but never shows up even though they live 15 minutes away. Always has lame excuses to why they Never spend time with their child And only gives the bare minimum amount of financial help. Even though they know they can do more but choose to Leave everything to the mother.

Mom: When are you gonna spend time with ur son?
Deadbeat Dad: Oh i will next week. Monday! I promise.
NEXT WEEK....
Mom: Hello you never showed up to get ur son.

Deadbeat Dad: I was hanging with my friends all night and im to tired. I'll get him next week.

........Never shows up, has new excuses.

by Sickandtiredoftheselamedudes June 10, 2018

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