A crotch cheesier than an order of nachos from 7/11 and smells equivalent to a baseball stadium filled with parmesan.
"Yo did you get laid last night?"
"No bro, she had a cheese crotch."
"Ew. The worst."
"Yeah it was nasty, like extra cheddar."
"No bro, she had a cheese crotch."
"Ew. The worst."
"Yeah it was nasty, like extra cheddar."
by Crotch cheesier than nachos July 29, 2016
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If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."
If im running away
and you're hiding in my lap
*looks down at her lap*
Person 2:
*clings like a baby sloth*
Person 3:
"Crotch locked, is what you are right now."
by JuLion123 February 8, 2017
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A Name you call someone who smells as bad as they look!
A Name you call someone who smells as bad as they look!
“You smell like such a rotten crotch, and you look like one too, No wonder you work the streets Shelly”
“Shelly sure smells like rotten crotch; better plug our noses!”
“Shelly sure smells like rotten crotch; better plug our noses!”
by BlackWombat08 April 30, 2021
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Person #1: Dude, Johnny looks pretty sad over there in the corner. We're at a bar talking to chicks and he's acting like a little bitch.
Person #2: He got the Zip Crotch.
Person #1: ewww nevermind. I understand.
Person #2: He got the Zip Crotch.
Person #1: ewww nevermind. I understand.
by OJ.DID.IT. September 8, 2012
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