Crotch Grits

The cheesy white substance that accumulates
Between the vaginal folds. However, depending on one's bathing habits, the substance has the potential to be variations of white and or consistency.

"Oh my god...that vag is so rank she's got crotch grits"

by Naughtynurse0813 October 20, 2015

Curry Crotch

When a person (probably Indian) eats large quantities of curry so frequently that their cum begins to taste like it. This also leads to a spicy stench of the general crotch area hence, curry crotch.

Chad: “Hey man, did you hook up with Anushka at that party last weekend?”
Brad: “Yeah bro, but I regret it! She got that curry crotch going on!”
Chad: “Gross! well I hope you brought a bowl of rice to mix with it!”

by Blackdaddy69! September 2, 2019

Cheese Crotch

A crotch cheesier than an order of nachos from 7/11 and smells equivalent to a baseball stadium filled with parmesan.

"Yo did you get laid last night?"
"No bro, she had a cheese crotch."
"Ew. The worst."
"Yeah it was nasty, like extra cheddar."

by Crotch cheesier than nachos July 29, 2016

Zip Crotch

The uncontrollable fear of one day zipping your ballz or penis within the motion of zipping up your pants.

Person #1: Dude, Johnny looks pretty sad over there in the corner. We're at a bar talking to chicks and he's acting like a little bitch.

Person #2: He got the Zip Crotch.

Person #1: ewww nevermind. I understand.

by OJ.DID.IT. September 8, 2012

crotch botch

An unwanted pregnancy.

For real!? This is my third crotch botch this year!

by MC Beer Truck November 22, 2011

Tinder Crotch

Any venereal disease or sexually transmitted disease acquired on people who met on Tinder.

"That skank I met on Tinder gave me Tinder Crotch."

by Benignjamin February 19, 2017

Crotch bacon

Bacon from the genital region.

I could sure go for some crotch bacon with my fallopian eggs.

by Theurbanpalmal February 16, 2020