Crocodile Hunter

The Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin, learned a hard lesson. People belong in swimming pools.

The Crocodile Hunter cashed out.

by Overdrive September 4, 2006

arizona chocolate bible

the act of a man straitening a paper clip and then inserting the newly straitened paper clip into the hole of the penis. It was originally thought by the Incan tribes to be a way to prevent your penis from being possessed by dick devils. This method was proven in 2002 by Dr. Lutz Von Bruno wermenscteidgen to also slow down offortodonperontitis, a naturally ocurring phenomena where in your penis explodes because of too much dairy product consumption

i was mad that ma bitch dumped ma buhlack ass so i gave myself an Arizona chocolate bible

Its a good thing Bill gave himself an Arizona chocolate bible or he would've been possessed by dick devils

Its a good thing Bill gave himself an Arizona chocolate bible or he would've developed offortodonperontitis

by skillet lickers November 3, 2009

chocolate spoon

Pullin' out of a chick's butt and then she licks the poo of your dick.

I totally chocolate spooned Nick Phibbs's mom!

by Milf Masta Clitface and MC Rd January 1, 2007

chocolate pocket

The anus, asshole, butthole.

I put it in her chocolate pocket last night.

by MRPrasad September 15, 2006

Trailer Park Choco Pop

Maneuver that is performed after having anal sex with a first girl, then having a second girl give you head immediately afterwards.(very risky, should only be performed when the second girl is especially drunk and/or stupid). Used to show a girl what another girls ass tastes like or to get revenge.

"Bro, I think my girlfriend is cheating on me."
"Well teach that bitch a lesson and give her a trailer park choco pop."

*after having oral*
"So I've got a question for you girl....You liked how ass taste?"

by p-unit1011 September 1, 2007

Chocolate Anal Cone

Doing a girl in the anus then pulling out and finding out you have a turd on your cock. Sometimes leading to putting the cock in the girl's mouth out of pure frustration.

Also known as getting "CACked", not to be confused with the Bostonian "cacked" for getting hammered.

"So Jimmy did his girlfriend in the ass last night?"

"Yeah, he also gave her a Chocolate Anal Cone..."

"Yum..."

"What?"

"Uhh... Nothing."

by Pablo Montoya December 6, 2006

eating chocolate

1. To masturbate.
2. To masturbate excessivly.
3. To masturbate after 40 days without tossing off because of Lent.

Dunker was eating chocoltae a lot after Lent ended, then got little bowed wowed.

by Kyle Warwick May 7, 2004