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courtesy stitches

This is a procedure that is done at the woman's or man's request after the woman has given birth. Giving birth literally tears the vagina to shreds. The courtesy stitch is a courtesy FOR THE GUY so that he can enjoy having sex with a woman whose vagina is not 8 inches in diameter.
Bob agreed to have children only is Margaret agreed to have courtesy stitches after birth.
by Brian Washington October 19, 2006
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courtney

dayumm did you see that hickey that courtney gave that kid?
by anonymous456975 May 8, 2011
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Courtney

A short beautiful crazy girl who never knows when to shut her mouth...

If you are friends with a courtney you are one lucky bitch
Omg that chick must be a courtney she's pretty crazy
by Hayes.lover. November 15, 2014
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COURTICE

also known as hicktown, hickville, and bumfuck, its the most unknown town in Ontario, or quite possible Canada.
other than Leamington.

a suburban community located in Ontario, Canada settled 60 km east of Toronto, adjacent to Oshawa (where most of the crack in Ontario comes from, also known as the Shwa), and west of Bowmanville.

mostly consists of elementary schools:
EMILY STOWE
LYDIA TRULLS
G.J. MACGILLIVRAY
COURTICE NORTH
COURTICE SOUTH
MOTHER TERESA (catholic)
GOOD SHEPHERD (catholic)

and two high schools:
COURTICE SECONDARY
HOLY TRINITY (catholic)

this towns pretty gay.
we all go to Oshawa for shopping at the Oshawa Centre.
But we call it the OC to make us feel better about our lame lives.
the closest movie theatre is in bowmanville.
either that or you can go to the AMC in Whitby and at least it makes it worth your trip.
dont move here if you dont want people to know you're going out with your best friends brother.
ACTUAL CONVERSATION.
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sean: hey
KAYTIE: helloo.
sean: whats up
KAYTIE: nothing, you?
sean: chillin on my non hick town
sean: im sorry but courtice is too easy to make fun of
KAYTIE: not really
sean: ya it is cuz its so small and insignificant
KAYTIE: its so small and awesome
sean: the shwa is crazy
sean?: i guess ive just always lived in the city
KAYTIE: i was born in toronto, but that doesnt change anything
sean: toronto is the greatest
KAYTIE: it is
sean: courtice sucks, toronto has way more to do
KAYTIE: i actually agree to that.
sean: but i went trick or treating in pickering at my grandmas house to be safe
sean: but pickering is turning ghetto now too
KAYTIE: i never liked pickering
KAYTIE: or bowmanville
sean: bowmanville is better then courtice
KAYTIE: no way
sean: they have the duck race :)
KAYTIE: AWESOME
KAYTIE: okay we're going to a duck race together, and i dont care what you say.
sean: lmao
by KAYTIEISSKETCHY November 29, 2006
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courtesy cousin

someone who is close like family, but not related
she's my courtesy cousin; she's like family, i love to hate her sometimes, but can't get rid of her...she's my courtesy cousin
by gooJai January 26, 2009
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Courtesy tug

To masturbate before sex, so as to maintain sexual stamina during sex.
Peter: I don't think Mary will give it up anymore. Every time we have sex I always blow my load right away.

Paul: You really need to start giving yourself a courtesy tug.

Peter: What's that all about?

Paul: It's when you rub one out right before having sex, so as to maintain stamina during sex. You'd really be doing Mary and yourself a favor.
by vAnCiTyCaNaDa May 29, 2010
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Courtesy Phone Flush

A cleansing toilet flush when caught taking a dump whilst on the phone
Bob; "Phhhlt" <plop>
Phil: Dude! Are you taking a dump?
Bob: Yeah man, can't wait.
Phil: How 'bout a courtesy phone flush? I can't concentrate on our

conversation!
by nextdaycorn July 24, 2010
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