cookie monster

An addictive furry creature thing with anger management issues and/or a major case of ad/hd.

Thanks to cookie monster, one truly is never too old to watch Sesame Street.

by chumblespuzz July 27, 2005

Cookie Clicker

A fucking addictive game where you must to bake cookies for get things that make you bake more cookies...
A very good capitalist economic game.

Since I play at Cookie Clicker, I became crazy !

by Oiseau Moqueur June 06, 2018

christmas cookies

When a woman gets railed in a kitchen while wearing cooking mitts and her partner spreads cookie dough on her and yells “cookies are ready right before he nuts”

Did you do anything fun over the holiday break, yeah me and my girlfriend made Christmas cookies

by Just fax December 08, 2020

eating a cookie

Arrogantly displaying complete contempt for those one is supposed to serve. Similar to "fiddling while Rome burns."

Q.What do you think about the crisis in health care?

A. I am eating a cookie

by allalberta November 20, 2010

baby cookie

A name for Arrowroot vanilla cookies. The cookies are safe for babies to eat, and feature a baby on the box.

They are delicious and can be eaten by anyone, not just babies.

Question: What is your favorite kind of cookie?

Answer: Baby cookies!

by subtlerage July 28, 2009

beaver cookie

Discharge from a womans vagina, dried into wafer like shapes.

Dude my girlfriends panties were totally filled with beaver cookies, and I fed them to little brother

by BeaverCookieMunchies January 01, 2010

Bad Cookie

A person that is dishonest, not trustworthy, has bad influence on other or is a criminal (bad guy, bad apple).

There is always a bad cookie in the jar.
There is always a least one bad person in a group of many.

Be careful; Jack is a bad cookie.
Be careful; Jack is not the most honest person around.

by Tenesy Mickey November 24, 2010