Cold Tan

A tan that is not hot.

A tan that does not look good on a particular person.

Example 1 - That person's tan is a cold tan.

Example 2 -

Person 1 - I think I am going to get a tan.

Person 2 - That would be a cold tan!

by DT show May 21, 2011

Cold horse

Cock blocking a buff douche bag

Give that wrestler a cold horse he ain’t worth it

by Tranny Sammy March 20, 2019

Cold As Jack

When something is extremely cold. Like, cold as Jack Frost.

Zack: It's cold here isn't it?
Arman: Yeah, Cold As Jack.

by ArmanFroster February 20, 2022

Cold Stromboli

The surprise that occurs when sitting down on a freezing toilet seat.

I got cold stromboli when taking a shit on our skiing trip.

by 2praslin March 1, 2019

California Cold

When a so-cal native travels to another part of the world and the place has a temperature that may be normal or hot for them but for so-cal natives cold as hell. This is because it gets spicy in so-cal

Damn its fucking California cold out here

by 5Head4Head3Head July 17, 2019

cold pimp

A person who 'owns' outrageous, flashy behavior. Often in choice of attire.

He showed up for the boxing match weigh in, a cold pimp in a full length mink coat

by Nodsumi July 17, 2017

cold pancake

Sexy Buns

your cold pancake makes me wet

by PinkyPen December 23, 2017