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Corkscrew Cow

A sex position which requires a horizontal tire swing and a very long dick.
Did you have a good time last night?

Yeah we did the corkscrew cow!
by akagipanda February 18, 2022
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Mountain Cow

A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.
"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"
by swimmydino34 July 2, 2021
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Cow Logic

Of no logical sense and/or reasoning.

People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"

Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.
Person 1:Wow, did you see my scores on my Math Final
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.
by JewHatesCow October 28, 2011
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Trash Cow

An unacceptable or un-chosen number in competition when grouping numbered cattle.
“Don’t be a Trash Cow, you’ll make us lose”
Get that fucking trash cow out of here!”
“We want 5’s! That fucking number 2 Trash Cow slicked is and snuck in”
by Boycow November 15, 2020
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blubber cow

A fat large person with an ugly yet attractive face.
Her face is okay... She definitely a blubber cow
by Avocado pineapple May 18, 2016
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scabby cow

Adj; to describe someone (usually female) who is just unrefined and of a far less superiority.

A ridden midden
'Uh, look at that scabby cow itching her arse crack in McDonalds'

'Have you seen Louise? She's such a scabby cow!'

'Did you hear Louise let someone texas hotpocket her?! She's such a scabby cow!'
by Dave55555 April 14, 2014
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Chocolate Cow

When you’re fucking in reverse cowgirl and shits on top of your dick
“Hey bro, my girl gave me the biggest chocolate cow last night and it was awesome
by Piss King October 17, 2021
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