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Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.
Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.
by MechisX October 17, 2016
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Alarm clock

A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.
John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.
by Gototheofficemyfriend October 9, 2022
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Clock

A clock tells you the time
Person 1: What time is it
Person 2: Lemme look at the clock
Person 2: Its 11:59
Person 1: Fine... wait its 12:00
by nutsucker9000 March 2, 2022
mugGet the Clockmug.

Constipated Clock

Constipated Clock
When time seems to be moving really slow.
Man since the time changed it's been moving really slow. Time must have a case of constipated clock.
by Poeticsirr November 3, 2025
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Clocked

My nose is clocked
by 16@salma@askar October 29, 2022
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Clock Sucker

Oh dude Jacob kept me up all night

That damn clock sucker
by Poopcockshit March 17, 2024
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