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nan's pork chops

The wrinkly inner thigh of your Nan or grandma.
Your Nan's pork chops were shaking after I was done with her last night.
by Urban Turban Borbon December 10, 2016
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Ate the chips

To make a significant error.

A saying derived from poor decision making. I.e choosing to eat the chips on a meal first and thus being too full to eat the main and most delicious part of the meal.

Similar phrases: Screwed the pooch. Fucked up.
Oh man, you really ate the chips on that one.
by Tinakris September 18, 2018
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Fish and Chips Yeah?

A New Zealand slang word for asking a group of friends to face time.
by Kiwiprovesamericanswrong January 11, 2019
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The king of chips

Being crowned the king of chips means that you are acknowledged as the sole authority on chips.

This normally can be achieved by eating insane amounts of chips (traditionally potato)during a munch sesh

Those who have experienced this claim to have visited a whole world of chips.
Hey did you just hear shimmy got crowned as The king of chips.
by M.Y.S October 28, 2019
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San Franciscan Potato Chips

When a gay man in San Francisco cums on their high end leather sofa, let's it dry, and then consumes the resulting semen chip.
Damn man, go easy on the San Franciscan Potato chips, you're going to spoil your butt lunch.
by s0ull3ss February 9, 2020
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dick and chips

that thing where you run out of lube then have to use olive oil, leading to a pronounced hot oily funk in the bedroom reminiscent of fish and chips
Stu: Nah i don't have any lube
Melissa: we can use olive oil
Stu: OK
after....
Stu: Wow smells like fish and chips in here
Melissa: Dick and chips!
Stu and Melissa: ha ha ha ha ha

Also available in NZ english: Duck n Chups
by skankpuss September 5, 2020
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