Christian Myth

A Myth created by the Christian religion to either scare a child into correct behavior or to guilt a child into correct behavior.

Ever hear the Christian Myth, "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten,"?

by Germomiter January 10, 2006

Christian Punk

Christian punk is basically punk except that it is for christians. They listen to punk music, but generally go for the music that doesn't swear a lot. It's a more tame version of punk, except they hate "improper authority" (authority that they believe shouldn't be in the authoritative position of power) as much as general punk hates "all" authority. They wear clothes identical to both neo-punk and just general punk.

You see that kid over there who looks like a skater with the cool hair? Yeah, he's Christian Punk.

by Anarchy-Punk_1 June 6, 2009

christian rock

Bleck. Bad music made worse by the cheesy lyrics. They usually claim to be hardcore but are grossly poseurish.

On the Southpark Christian rock episode.

You guys aren't hardcore.

YOU BET YOUR GOSH DARN REAR ENDS WE ARE!

by holly the ginger kid. June 23, 2007

Christian Jihad

Giving all the bible thumping retards a reason to act like jerks, and to Judge anyone and everyone they see fit, more or less a complex of "I am better than you, because I dont drink or smoke" usually resulting in the christian looking like a dictator and a jerkoff
See : Cockbag

"man that guy was being a dick because I went to that party and ended up hooking up with this fine ass bitch. mother fucker tried to pull some christian jihad on me, that dirka dirka bitch."

by Xaviur September 10, 2006

christian rock

Rock music, with lyrics about christianity, Jesus, and God.

It's taking all my willpower to make an unbiased definition about Christian Rock, one of the concepts I hate. No offense, I just don't believe in most of any abrahamic religion or ones dealing with the supernatural. I'm pretty sure the above definition is accurate though.

by you shall never get ma name! December 28, 2005

christian cocaine

another name for coffee

There's nothing like a little Christian cocaine in the wee hours of the morning

by DJS61388 October 21, 2010

Christian Grey

The so-called "love interest" from Fifty Shades of Grey, Christian Grey is a manipulative abuser hiding his crimes behind a charming public persona and by pretending to be a BDSM practitioner. He tries to justify his actions by pinning the blame on his childhood and his dead mother -- who he calls a "crack whore" -- despite the fact that: she tried her best to be a good mother to him even with the environment they were living in, he was taken in by a caring and well-off family after she died and has been living a pretty good life ever since, and he's a grown man regularly surrounded by other grown adults -- including his adoptive parents -- who are in normal, healthy relationships.

Christian Grey is a fuckboy.

by Red Vanguard March 27, 2017