Chomskyite

A socialist who believes almost religiously in the doctrines of Noam Chomsky. Usually edgy socialist teens or undergraduates who want to sound really smart in political discussions. A subspecies of people who use terms from Marxist theory in general conversations because they know that people will ask what they mean. Only one person can verse Chomskyite theories without sounding pretentious and that person is Noam Chomsky.

Person: "Man, this costs way to much"
Chomskyite: "Yeah, that's the Corporatocracy for you. Y'know they also distort the political landscape?"
Person: "What are you, a Chomskyite?"
Chomskyite: "Yes, but I prefer Libertarian Socialist."

by Workaholics-Anonymous July 24, 2020

shit chips

Fecal residue that clings to the bowl after it has been flushed.

'twan grab a hot mop there is shit chips all over the terloit in the mens room.

by Chris Diddyy February 18, 2004

Carolina chopsticks

To lift an object from the floor using only one's buttcheeks.

He left his book in the sonar control room, so i picked it up with my Carolina chopsticks.

by spankmasterflash 5000 September 25, 2010

chaps

said when one is feeling annoyed, rubbed the wrong way, etc.

Madison: "I think Dairy Queen is closed today..."
Tucker: "Chaps."

by madisoncheye March 5, 2015

chipsbeatskids

a very talented, humble rapper, with a penis around the size of 13 inches. also smells extremely good in person.

what is that magnificent smell in the air? oh chipsbeatskids must be near....

by sexy big boy April 12, 2020

Chipsy

When you are tipsy and start to eat chips.

Tom was so chipsy the other night he started eating a bag of cheeseburger doritos.

by larl kindberg June 9, 2011

Choast

To try hard at something you really suck at.

Connor: Look at that kid over there choasting at basketball!
Ben: Hahahahahaha! Yeah he blows, but is trying way too hard! What a choaster.

by Thompsoner November 22, 2013