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Chili 🌶️ Red

Any pasta, preferably spaghetti, with chili. Common in Ohio and Northeast. Winter comfort food.
I think I’m going to have chili 🌶️ red tonight for dinner.
mugGet the Chili 🌶️ Redmug.

chili miner

To be stuck in a building of some sort, either against your will or sheer laziness.
dude1: hey man you wanna go smash the clubs tonight?

dude2: nah man im just not wanting to go out tonight.

dude1: bro you been inside this house the past 8 days, you need to stop being a goddamn chili miner!
by CAGHIO October 19, 2010
mugGet the chili minermug.

Chili Punching

When a man, particularly named Ken, douses his hand in a spicy chili. He then proceeds to repeatedly punch everything in sight that is alive. Babies, the elderly, it doesnt matter.
Ken was banned from the nursing home for repeatedly Chili Punching people.
by Chili Puncher May 30, 2019
mugGet the Chili Punchingmug.

Chili dog

Adjective:

A slang term describing ones penis after preforming messy anal sex. The “chili” refers to the poop that is strewn about the penis.

Verb:

the act of either giving or receiving anal that was not properly prepared for resulting in ones penis coming out covered in feces.
Charlie really gave Carson a chili dog last night Eww...
by CharlieSzlanski June 13, 2021
mugGet the Chili dogmug.

Hairy Chili Dog

Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.
"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"
by Word Smartist January 25, 2022
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Chili

The crusty red residue left on one's penis after vaginally fucking a girl on her period
"My penis is covered in chili."
Or
"Do you want a mouthful of chili?"
by Potato Greene October 21, 2022
mugGet the Chilimug.

louisiana chili ring

When you're giving a rimjob and you pause when the anus is fully gaped and put Louisiana Hot Sauce around the perimeter, and continue to munch for a spicier taste
"Duuuuuude, I ate this girl's ass last night and gave her a Louisiana Chili Ring" booty fun chili rimjob
by TheFrostyBoss January 27, 2016
mugGet the louisiana chili ringmug.

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