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Hairy Chili Dog

Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.
"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"
by Word Smartist January 25, 2022
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Chili Punching

When a man, particularly named Ken, douses his hand in a spicy chili. He then proceeds to repeatedly punch everything in sight that is alive. Babies, the elderly, it doesnt matter.
Ken was banned from the nursing home for repeatedly Chili Punching people.
by Chili Puncher May 30, 2019
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chili miner

To be stuck in a building of some sort, either against your will or sheer laziness.
dude1: hey man you wanna go smash the clubs tonight?

dude2: nah man im just not wanting to go out tonight.

dude1: bro you been inside this house the past 8 days, you need to stop being a goddamn chili miner!
by CAGHIO October 19, 2010
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Chili 🌶️ Red

Any pasta, preferably spaghetti, with chili. Common in Ohio and Northeast. Winter comfort food.
I think I’m going to have chili 🌶️ red tonight for dinner.
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Chili dog

Adjective:

A slang term describing ones penis after preforming messy anal sex. The “chili” refers to the poop that is strewn about the penis.

Verb:

the act of either giving or receiving anal that was not properly prepared for resulting in ones penis coming out covered in feces.
Charlie really gave Carson a chili dog last night Eww...
by CharlieSzlanski June 13, 2021
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inverted chili dog

While having a chili dog, the "chili" gets packed into the "dog".
I was pissing brown for a week from and inverted chili dog!
by LDi August 31, 2008
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Chili Dogged

When oral sex is performed on a male by a female after his penis is withdrawn from said female's anus.
"What happened to you last night, man?"
"Crystal came over and I chili dogged that bitch."
by Phildo.bg August 25, 2023
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