Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.
"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"
by Word Smartist January 25, 2022

When a man, particularly named Ken, douses his hand in a spicy chili. He then proceeds to repeatedly punch everything in sight that is alive. Babies, the elderly, it doesnt matter.
by Chili Puncher May 30, 2019

dude1: hey man you wanna go smash the clubs tonight?
dude2: nah man im just not wanting to go out tonight.
dude1: bro you been inside this house the past 8 days, you need to stop being a goddamn chili miner!
dude2: nah man im just not wanting to go out tonight.
dude1: bro you been inside this house the past 8 days, you need to stop being a goddamn chili miner!
by CAGHIO October 19, 2010

by donsbddbvgddsferfgdsdvsdvsdcvs May 18, 2023

Adjective:
A slang term describing ones penis after preforming messy anal sex. The “chili” refers to the poop that is strewn about the penis.
Verb:
the act of either giving or receiving anal that was not properly prepared for resulting in ones penis coming out covered in feces.
A slang term describing ones penis after preforming messy anal sex. The “chili” refers to the poop that is strewn about the penis.
Verb:
the act of either giving or receiving anal that was not properly prepared for resulting in ones penis coming out covered in feces.
by CharlieSzlanski June 13, 2021

by LDi August 31, 2008

When oral sex is performed on a male by a female after his penis is withdrawn from said female's anus.
by Phildo.bg August 25, 2023
