Check your oil

A prostate exam.

I went to the doctor because my nards were sore and the SOB checked my oil.

by t June 29, 2004

Dick Check

1. A male Knowingly or Unknowingly thrusting his crotch into a oncoming ( usually Unaware person )

-- Similar to a "Hump" or "Crotch thrust."

Note*

Instead of a hip check or shoulder check....... dick check!

2. pwning a person with something unusual picture or text message.

1. "If that dude doesn't slow down he might DICK CHECK that person who's bent over!"

2. Jerry: Dick CHECK!!

by MRSD_beejay March 12, 2009

checking the queen

this is a direct synonym for female masturbation. The "queen" is said to be the clit. this is the sister definition to flogging the bishop

"are you kidding me ... ashley could never get laid... i am pretty sure she is at home right now checking the queen"

by AgentWar October 12, 2006

Check Vanilla

A code word to alert others of the entrance of an attractive woman into the room.
Used commonly in some Boston Ice cream shops.
Mostly used by employees and frequent customers.

(Smoking hot girl walks in)
Hey Murphy, check vanilla.

by Kevin- Walsh September 22, 2007

check on the chocolate

Its when you make out or more... with a hot guy with abs.

1:What is up with you.
2:I just need to check on the chocolate so bad.

by Catysinha May 23, 2016

Checking the Bag

When you have a woman from behind hammering away and are about to bust your nut pull out and thrust into her anus releasing your seed. While she is in shock, you take your nut bag and insert into her moist overworked taco causing an eruption of semen from her anus.

Herman asked where he was headed after Marc told him he was Checking the Bag. Poundtown was not the answer Herman was expecting.

by S94Life December 6, 2017

check yourself before you wreck yourself

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1 (v, idiom) "check yourself before you wreck yourself"

A popular idiom- its creation typically being credited to the revered American Gangster Rapper, Ice Cube- that implies a person, before making a firm choice of word(s) or action(s), should first exercise precaution and consider all outcomes and possible consequences that will follow as a result of what they say or do; and that, as a result of the individual's negligence to use foresight in the situation, if they do not exercise such precaution- or "check theirself" first, then on nearly every occasion that isn't a "first offense" the individual in question will suffer instantaneous or swift judgement (karma) dictated by the other people around them.

(synonyms: recognize, respect, keep it 100, watch one's attitude, watch one's mouf, behave oneself)

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"Ayo, Christine. I done seen my girl loving up another man."
"Who, Quincy?"
"Yes, ma'am. You already know I'm finna burn all her shoes!"
"Woah now, big dog! You'd betta check yourself before you wreck yourself."

by Yo Mama’s Asshole January 26, 2021