Chav

A horrifying species who reside in Britain. Often to be found in their main habitat- outside MacDonalds or in school spraying their Victoria's secret spray and choking half the class. To this day they have not learned how to apply makeup properly and can often be found wearing almost a whole bottle of bronzer. They also seem to think slug eyebrows look good. To summarise, if you are ever unfortunate enough to meet one, good luck and R.I.P

1. "Mate you know Sarah? She's such a chav. I'm scared to go near her cuz she might slap me with that messy bun of hers"
2. I'm scared I might get infected with the chav disease. Chav-itis is almost as bad as Corona Virus

by JOE_DAD February 28, 2020

chav

An overly spray tanned smoker who wears the heaviest fake eyelashes and lip fillers. Can usually be find in athleisure that is too small and a full face of makeup. They lurk around fast food joints and use their long acrylic nails to attract male counterparts to impregnate them.

Why is that girl orange? Oh never mind, it’s a chav.

by darwinshell January 6, 2022

Chav

Chavs are bitches with no lives who have nothing better to do than make people think their not better than them and who all have the same personality, voice and all look the same their like fucking robots and they really peak in school and as soon as schools over they have no friends left and end up working at a shitty job like maccies or supermarket or some shit like that because they were to busy to listen and failed every subject

That’s a chavvy bitch

by Potato173 November 5, 2021

Chav

A chav is a typical british teenage girl , however you can get male chavs which are known as roadmen ( roadies)

They are very common and usually smokes .
they wear thic eyebrows and a trackie or a fur jacket init

something they would say is :

chantelle: OI chazza gimme a fag

chazza: Ite my g

chantelle: cor fam look at that chavie over dere

chazza: yeh she got bare bunda

by Itzchaviehun April 18, 2021

Chav

Scummy, rude people from the lower levels of British society.

The word originates from the term CHV, meaning Council House Vermin, circa 1991, Essex, UK.

“Those people off the estate are right CHV”
“I think they’re known as Chavs nowadays”

by Kullimah January 12, 2022

Chav

A Slovak chad

“That Aleksander Sukanov is a real chav”

by Would.I.was Shook.speared May 12, 2021

Chav

Basically a British hot cheetoh girl that is literally painted with foundation

I’m sorry we’re all out of foundation because the chavs cane to the store today

by Mairead Murray July 13, 2020