MBA Catch Phrase Bingo

MBA Catch Phrase Bingo - A series of canned phrases, used by bosses to deflect questions and sound smarter than everyone. Done properly it’s like a magic trick that confuses the masses into thinking the boss answered the question when he didn’t.
Carl: Hey Kyle, Did Lance explain what’s going on with the layoffs during the staff meeting?

Kyle: I asked him and he wouldn’t answer it directly. He decided to play MBA catch phrase bingo with us instead.

He said, “At the end of the day”, “right-size it” and something about “squaring the circle.” No one knows what the fuck just happened in there.
by P-Biddy December 22, 2018
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catch the one up top

To shoot someone with a bullet loaded in the chamber of a gun.
Yo James is trying to fight you.

I ain’t trying to throw hands if he fucks with me he gonna catch the one up top.
by EJontop September 15, 2018
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Why you catching Feelin's

The term used by ghetto black bitches when in argument with non-nyugahs.The expression questions why this non-nyugah is getting angry with the ghetto nyugah woman.
by Big Pappa Z March 02, 2012
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Catch U Next Thursday

An exciting way to call someone a cunt before the last day of the week.
Greg: Catch u next Thursday before we eat out.
Constance: Thanks.
by GregNelson29 May 10, 2023
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i cant catch feelings

Oh your in the hospital, "i cant catch feelings", for you.
by pinkhat11 February 09, 2017
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When drivers try to merge onto the highway zipper-style and the vehicles both on the merge ramp and in the lane of travel come to a complete stop.
You were nearly to work on time but you got hung up CATCHING YOUR DICK IN THE ZIPPER BECAUSE NOBODY ON 422 CAN FUCKING DRIVE!!!
by #Fired December 18, 2019
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never catch me reading

Idoits who put on there social network accounts that you'll never catch them reading.
Oooh a friend request? *Reads the books in intrests* Never catch me reading? Fuck this guy.
by thelastrealpersonontheearth October 18, 2010
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