Carlson School of Management

A second-tier business school at the University of Minnesota where second-tier douchebags acts as if a 28 score on their ACTs and a B+ in their joke of a Marketing class makes them special. Graduates work in second-tier positions in second-tier companies and uses bullshit words, such as "leverage" or "collateral", to hide the fact that they're not as smart as they think they are.

John, that douchebag over there, graduated from the Carlson School of Management.

I should have known, he was using bullshit words like "collateral" during the 1 o'clock meeting today. Nobody knew what the fuck that asshole was talking about.

by Kevin Phong December 25, 2009

Carsons saggy tits

Gay or unsuall kid big saggy boobs like no other. he was 3 when he got boobs and 4 wwhen they got saggy they are wonderful to hold rip off

I like to grab me some Carsons saggy tits

by Bob titus October 21, 2011

Carston

Carston is a guy who has a big dick that a lot of girls like. He is also known to have had sex with every girl in his school. Carston is a great player.

Toni “That boy Carston has a big penis!”
Katlyn “I know he showed me last week it’s HUGE!”

by Big name director May 2, 2019

Caeson

Has a huge cock

Caeson has a Big cock is big and huge and he is better than Chris at wrestling and football

by Yes or no but still has a big July 9, 2021

The Carbonaro Effect

The ability to be easily persuaded that something is real or true due to complete lack of intelligence common sense, or judgment.

The tendency of jackass humans, particularly middle America, to accept and/or believe any old bullshit because they’re just plain stupid.
Also see: naive, gullible and credulous

Joe was overcome by The Carbonaro Effect when he bought an oceanfront timeshare in Arizona.

by loosestool January 1, 2022

Casondra

Most awesome girl in the world, coolest hair, rockin body, funniest person, straight, open for business, always owns a cute dog, she may like you if you don't know it, smart, shes probably a realist, her best friends are Alyssa and Rhianna<3 she'll always have a sweet tooth, she has the best lips and smile, straight white teeth, unique hair, and brown eyes. and Cassie will always make u a better person. and shes got a nice butt. obvi. if u no a cassie u shud get to know her bc im sure shes got it goin on.

O, she's got nice tits. she must be Casondra. duh.

by cheesemaker6767 July 20, 2012

carsony

when someone steals a car, and subsequently blows it up. A combination of 'car theft' and 'arsony'. Also, one who commits carsony is considered a carsonist.

"That car looks like a victim of carsony. That man is a known carsonist.

by Ryan Metzler September 13, 2007