cardadoodle

A sexy cardboard dog

Ooh look at that hot cardadoodle

by ilikecardadoodles May 3, 2018

card tricks

Refers to the assordid "magic" that a moocher plays on an unsuspecting victim using financial-instrument cards of some sort, and then "pulls a disappearing act" afterwards.

One of the most common moocher's card tricks is to show your "mark" a cash/debit card beforehand, and claim that it has sufficient funds loaded onto it to cover whatever expenses you're going to rack up, but then you either "forget" the card's PIN number or "discover" that the card has either been cancelled of has insufficient funds on it to cover your shopping bill or the gas-money for the ride that your "mark" gave you.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Cardboard Vineyard

Any wine that comes in a box.

Tonight we have many selections from the Cardboard Vineyard aka Box Wine

by RC737 May 10, 2019

Cardboard Smile

To act like everything is fine and that you are happy, however, you're actually depressed.

My parents think that I am the happiest son they have, but I actually just put on a Cardboard Smile whenever I see them.

by TheMightyBibble April 20, 2019

Carderlack

That horrible feeling you get when you realize halfway through telling a story that it’s not as funny as you thought it was, but it’s too late to back out.

I finished my carderlack story and my friends all laughed out of pity. I continued to burn my house down, fake my death, move to Chile, and start a new life as a loner fisherman.

by Gingersoda May 25, 2020

Cardiacs

A _psychedelic_ _punk_ band you probably have never heard about.

_Cardiacs_ were an English _rock_ band formed in 1977, originally as Cardiac Arrest, led by Tim Smith. Noted for their complex, varied and intense _compositional_ style and for their eccentric, theatrical stage shows, they have been hailed as an influence by bands as diverse as Blur, Faith No More and Napalm Death.

_Cardiacs_ released eight _studio_ albums plus a number of live albums, _compilation_ albums and _singles_ between 1980 and 2007, and are best known for the 1988 minor hit single "Is This the Life?" They are also noted for _attracting_ strongly _diverse_ responses: they remained one of Britain's leading cult rock bands during their four-decade-spanning career, but also attracted virulent critical attack (including a lengthy editorial ban from the British music magazine New Musical Express). Cardiacs were placed on indefinite hiatus following the 2008 hospitalisation of Tim Smith, after a cardiopulmonary arrest which subsequently led him to develop the rare neurological disorder _dystonia_. Smith continued to receive medical _treatment_ and _rehabilitation_, before his death in July 2020.

Man: aye _kid_! You know _Cardiacs_, right?
Kid: no??
Man: then you have no _taste_.

by 🕷 grunger 🕷 September 13, 2020

cardi b'd

"cardi b'd" is a popular term that is used to point out thieves and rapists!
this term can have many meanings for example:
"man this girl yesterday cardi b'd me"
or...

I was so broke I literally cardi b'd people!

by FLOPPED January 8, 2021