Your vacuum cleaner breaks down and several weeks go by while looking for a replacement ... then you notice debris on the carpet is not getting deeper every day because your feet are tracking the same amount out as they track in each day -- that's carpet equilibrium.
by richinventor January 30, 2016
Get the carpet equilibriummug. by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025
Get the <.7..9.7.6.>I, ANgel JOse RObles LefT Blood On THe Carpet<.0.6.7.9.0.mug. Brown boy rizz that goes crazy,the cherries will do anything to be with you,including being ur side cherry and being your poes
by Poopyface0909 November 13, 2023
Get the magic carpet rizzmug. Wrapping someone up in a carpet and chucking them out the window of a tall building or skyscraper. (Mainly done by the mafia)
*Person 2 slaps face of person 1
Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.
Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?
Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.
Person 2- Ayy boss, since this guy won’t talk I say we send him on a Magic Carpet Ride.
Person 1- WTF is that supposed to mean?
Boss- Hehe…lets just say it will take you to a whole new world.
by Ualreadyknowwwwhoitisss July 2, 2022
Get the Magic Carpet Ridemug. by Mudonna August 23, 2021
Get the Carpet-dildomug. When you shave your pubic hair and leave a trail at the bottom of the bath after after draining the water.
by scrubadubtub September 6, 2016
Get the Bath Carpetmug. Used to describe a short wheel based tipping lorry, commonly a Ford Transit Tipper 350 L2 RWD. Often used in the building game by jobbing builders for its flexibility and ability to carry materials and Herberts to/between jobs. Sometimes gets bad press due to its popularity amongst unscrupulous scrap metal merchants/tarmac contractors/members of the travelling community.
Big Pat: "Bazza, I need you to collect the scran at Fanners and bring it back to base. Umungo's on his way over there now with the forks".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
Bazza: "No worries Pat, I'll set off now in the magic carpet once I've topped it up with squirt".
by Pat the builder April 28, 2020
Get the Magic Carpetmug.