by Purplepeepee January 25, 2022
Get the Carlmug. A guy who probably had his existential crisis that only the age of 16. He's the kind of guy who cries himself to sleep every night. If he has kids, He doesn't. His wife has them, Someone kidnapped them, Or some shit. Carl's get no kids. The only type of kids he gets is a class of angry teenagers who live off monster energy drinks. Carl's are usually teachers, why? because they hate their life so much so that they need to make it worse with every passing minute. By the age of five Carl's are usually alcoholics. You can't blame them. It's not their fault they were named Carl. Carl's also have a tendency to have very small penises. So small that a dwarf could top them. So small that it is impossible for a man like that to be straight. Carl's have small penises.
"oh hey that's Carl." "Doesn't he have a tiny penis?"
"Isn't that Carl's eighth wine bottle?"
"Someone help Carl he about to jump off the balcony again. "
"Isn't that Carl's eighth wine bottle?"
"Someone help Carl he about to jump off the balcony again. "
by Stumblebunny May 3, 2020
Get the Carlmug. by AllahAli March 12, 2019
Get the Carlmug. A man who doesn't understand how to take a joke or give one. He is angered easily and almost always is awkward around girls. When playing video games he always rages, even when playing Minecraft. He is not clean for the most part and has a strange addiction to wearing flannel shirts. Carl is definently a dog person and loves german shepards. Overall, Carl is a very strange man.
"Man, did you see Carl talking to that girl? That was awkward."
"Carl settle down it was just a joke bro, no need to throw a fit."
"Look, that crack-head is definitely a Carl."
"Carl settle down it was just a joke bro, no need to throw a fit."
"Look, that crack-head is definitely a Carl."
by crackhead77 May 21, 2019
Get the Carlmug. He’s the best man/boy in the world. His name came from by the catalan lands and his catalan hearth melts mine.
He’s kind, handsome, loyal (super loyal), and have a big hearth.
But… sometimed you have to say what to do.
He’s kind, handsome, loyal (super loyal), and have a big hearth.
But… sometimed you have to say what to do.
by yobeautifulwife November 23, 2021
Get the Carlesmug. Carl-Sean is a very unique name . They are very handsome/beautiful and nice to those who are nice back they often play sports
Hey how you doing Carl-Sean
by cgajw51 December 22, 2020
Get the carl-seanmug.