A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.
"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025
Get the Carl Tardmug. Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?
Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.
by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019
Get the Cold Carlmug. A devastating jiu jitsu submission, whereby the attacker secures a strong hammer lock from the back. The submission, though, is hidden from view; thus the audience believes they have submitted to a half-assed rear naked choke.
by AmbitiousArugula January 10, 2019
Get the Hot Carlmug. by carl bir September 1, 2017
Get the carlmug. Carl is my best friend
by little boiiii March 5, 2019
Get the Carlmug. A handsome boy who often typed or pronounced CW.
Carl Wilhelm is a smart boy that often is a genie in math. He hates school but is really good to get good grades.
He likes to play computer games and loves to play with friends online.
Carl Wilhelm is a smart boy that often is a genie in math. He hates school but is really good to get good grades.
He likes to play computer games and loves to play with friends online.
Person 1: Have you seen that CW?
Person 2: Yes I've heard he is a real maniac in school.
Person 1: What?! Ive heard he is really good in these video games.
Person 2: Yea he is good at everything that Carl Wilhelm!
Person 2: Yes I've heard he is a real maniac in school.
Person 1: What?! Ive heard he is really good in these video games.
Person 2: Yea he is good at everything that Carl Wilhelm!
by 4FX April 10, 2018
Get the Carl Wilhelmmug. by Qc1 September 7, 2013
Get the Carl-Woodwardingmug.