Hessticular Cancer

A type of cancer developed in both the brain and testicular areas, where it affects all rizz to the point of being as low as a “Super Senior”. It repels almost all of the female genome. It also affects the male genome, as the carrier is affected in a way where their humor is absolute shit, and is almost completely annoying, and makes other males want to snap kick the carrier in the neck. They also are desperate for rides to lunch, and are like leeches if they stick by you. It also slowly makes the carrier appear and act more zesty

Doctor: I’m sorry son, it appears you have Hessticular Cancer, you will get no bitches

Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”

by Hooey Macgoo April 9, 2023

mental cancer

A severe case of retardation, usually seen in bronies and weeaboos.

Damn, Mike probably has mental cancer from watching all these MLP music videos.

by Mentis Debilitatum May 27, 2017

Cancer

Puff Bars

Person 1: You got any cancer sticks?
Person 2:Yes I got loads of puff bars in my slime

by Queerhunter21 January 29, 2021

Cancer

Cancer is A GAY QUEER WHO SHOULD NEVER EXIST AND I HOPE NO ON EVER GETS IT AND IF U DO I PREY THAT IT GETS CURED.

Cancer is so stupid if u get i feel terrible for you and i hope the best.

by CANCER IS BAD April 23, 2019

cancer

a really bad sickness, but for dutch people its also a swear word

this f#cking cancer game is so trash

by anonymous May 25, 2023

Cancer hoe

It means someone is So toxic and like to fuck around cheap fuck boys that theyre Just a Cancer hoe

Hot boy : Bro Hanna is Such a cancer hoe!
Cheap boy : I know right, shes So cheap dude.

by Ekeheheh April 12, 2020

Cancer

James fawdry has cancer on his chins and his brother died at birth

James fawdry has cancer on his chins

by James fawdry July 1, 2019