Call me!

"Call me" means "call me". It does not mean anything else. When spoken by a woman to a man it does not, for example, mean; "I want to go out with you". It does not, as the man often thinks, mean; "I find you devastatingly attractive". Once he calls, he has done exactly what she told him to do. She has gotten acknowledgement that he finds her desirable, which is what she wanted. When she does not take his call, and does not call him back, he thinks... "But... she told me to call her". He is 100% correct.

Here's my mobile. Here's my email. Here's my work number. Call me!

by Monkey's Dad February 18, 2020

sped call

n. A part groaning, part yelling, part gasping shriekish grunt; etymologically dates back to the middle 1990s in Omaha, NE, with no known meaning; erupted soon thereafter; extremely hard to learn without a natural aptitude, but able to be mastered by anyone with patience and tolerant neighbors. Variations include 'Raptor Man', 'Circle Man', and 'Full-Fledged'.

"Hey dude, make that noise."
"What, the sped call?"
"Yeah, that shit, man, it's hilarious."
"Well, I'll try..."

by Dylan September 14, 2003

bookie call

When betting on a game and the team you have is -6 and is winning by 10 with 5 seconds to go and allows the other team to score a meaningless touchdown. Or a ref makes a horrible call that effects the out come of the game.

Mo got the bookie call. He had the Redskins favored by 10 and they allowed the Chargers to score a TD with three seconds left.

by jocko jones August 23, 2004

call in fat

When, after a weekend of overindulgence, you have to call in fat to work to go to the gym all day.

"After demolishing a twelve pack of beer, several rum and cokes, two pizzas, and half a carton of ice cream, Susie had to call in fat to work so she could hit the stairmaster all day."

by fattyboomer August 28, 2011

last call

A person so homely they are only hit-on after last call.

"Jason is so desperate, he's trying to pick-up that last call at the end of the bar!"

by Tho3m November 15, 2007

Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.

Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

Calling in Wolf

to call in sick when you aren't, in the hopes that you will never run out of sick days or excuses.

Larry: Katie is calling in sick again, she better not actually need to call in sick.

Ryan: Did I just hear someone say "Wolf"?

Larry: Yeah, Katie through the phone to her boss, in a sick voice. Shes "Calling in Wolf"

by Danswer November 30, 2009