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california

This is the best place on earth and the home of many celebreties
most important detail is, is that this is the home of ROB DYRDEK
:D
cali has hollywood,seworld,universal studios,six flags,disney world
florida has to go and steal our spotlight from us so i call them our imperfect duplicate of california
I wish i lived in California, Arizona sux!
by Angelica4191994 April 6, 2008
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California

CALIFORNIA means: Everyone hates cops. We all live next door to Mexicans. Our chicks are WAY hotter than yours. We say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" (and I say them often). We know what real cheese and avocados taste like. All the porn you watch is made here, cause we FUCK better. We don't get snowdays off because there's only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear. We can wear sandlas all year long. We go to the Beach--not "down to the shore" you idiots! We know 65 mph really means 100. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and a high speed chase cuz we don't fuck around on the road. The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14. You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code. We might get looked at funny by locals while on vacation in their state, but when they find out we're from California we turn into Greek GODS. We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "California roll". No cop no stop baby! We can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day. All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here. We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!! We have In-N-Out which have the BEST burgers EVER(Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them). We have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means OUR opinion means more than yours, which means we're better than you. The best athletes come from here. We call it soda, not pop. We have 3 NFL teams..Raiders, 49er's, Chargers. Other countries hate the United States but they love CALIFORNIA. We have the best weed here....and it's all grown in our backyards!!!!!!!
California is the BEST state in the country!
by Hill5521 January 18, 2009
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california

Not as great as everyone makes it out to be and not as "diverse" as people who were born there make it out to be. People who were born there and have NEVER left the West Coast or have seen the rest of the world for that matter, think that they are "cultured" because they reside in California. As if California is a cultural melting pot. I used to live in San Francisco and must say that people from California are no more intelligent than anyone else. Berlin, Germany alone is more culturally diverse than the ENTIRE state of California. Depending on which part of the state that you venture off to, you will encounter ALOT of hicks. So Californians, because you have Hollywood, beaches, and enough suburban sprawl to make someone violently ill, does not make you any smarter or any more "diverse" as you claim to be.
Person: Where are you from?
Californian: I am from California.
Person: Have you ever been anywhere else?
Californian: I am from California. I am "culturally diverse" because I am from California.
by axiomatica December 3, 2007
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california

The absolute best place to live or visit hands down. Has LA, San Fransisco, San Diego, Pasadena, and many other great cities. Most populated state for a reason. Has more money than any other state and would in fact be the world's fifth largest economy if it were to break off from the US. Best beaches and surf besides hawaii. (Florida is considered the kiddie pool) Some of the best mountains and snow in the US as well. Best weather year long. Only state where you can drive for an hour from the beach and be in snow. Has the best looking people and sets the trends world wide. Most diverse state par none. Amazing foods from all cultures. Hot people, great parties, tons of fun, its the best. Basically kick any and every other states ass.
by cali kid 909 August 1, 2008
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California Horn Blower

The exact meaning is hazy, but is along the lines of inserting the penis into the belly button. Also a cruise ship in San Fransisco.
So I'm sitting on the couch, and out of nowhere she has me give her the California Horn Blower!
by ghmojo March 12, 2010
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California Backwash

A California Backwash is when a woman is giving a man oral sex and he ejaculates into her mouth, and the woman gargles it back into his penis.
Hey dude I got a California Backwash.

Oh man those sting.
by ChaneZbilla September 25, 2011
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California Burrito

A burrito local to southern California, especially San Diego, but also popular in Orange County and LA. It consists of a tortilla toasted on a grill and filled with carne asada, french fries, cheese, sour cream and guacamole. A true California burrito has both sour cream and guac. While eating the burrito it is important to top every single bite with the salsa(s) of your choice.
Never put beans and rice inside a California burrito that belongs on the side.
by jackfm5 July 29, 2019
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