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cry me a river

When someone makes too much excuses, is being mad and cries.
friend:UR HACKING SUCH A LOSER LOLLL EZZZ CANT WIN WITHOUT HACKS
you:cry me a river.

friend:dude i was lagging u cant win me in 1v1 doggy!
you:cry me a river
by meowtteo October 26, 2025
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A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.
2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
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Cry break

A cry break is a break you take to cry to management when a coworker hurts your feelings by refusing to do your job for you.
Where's Brian ? He's been gone for 20 minutes

Other coworker: I don't know

He must be on a cry break
by Green 48 March 19, 2025
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Cry Baby Powers

Cry Baby Powers are a type of psychic Superpowers used in the movie: K-12

Known Users: Crybaby, Angelita, Celeste, Magnolia, Fleur, Ben, Lilith
Bitch, if you don't stop that shit I'll use Cry Baby Powers you ugly
by DaddyChimedInGoForTheThroat September 16, 2021
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No cry december

You need to hold your tears back for whole December. You can cry from joy but not sadness.
ncd-no cry december
by Pignado November 16, 2019
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Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context
An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi
by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019
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Cry pie

When something gets you sad that you literally become a pie of tears

Can be used as an adjective or a noun.
Somebody: “there’s no more ice-cream

You: “I’m a cry pie”
by amyisthebomb March 11, 2019
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