cry me a river

When someone makes too much excuses, is being mad and cries.

friend:UR HACKING SUCH A LOSER LOLLL EZZZ CANT WIN WITHOUT HACKS
you:cry me a river.

friend:dude i was lagging u cant win me in 1v1 doggy!
you:cry me a river

by meowtteo October 26, 2025

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

Cry break

A cry break is a break you take to cry to management when a coworker hurts your feelings by refusing to do your job for you.

Where's Brian ? He's been gone for 20 minutes

Other coworker: I don't know

He must be on a cry break

by Green 48 March 19, 2025

Cry Baby Powers

Cry Baby Powers are a type of psychic Superpowers used in the movie: K-12

Known Users: Crybaby, Angelita, Celeste, Magnolia, Fleur, Ben, Lilith

Bitch, if you don't stop that shit I'll use Cry Baby Powers you ugly

by DaddyChimedInGoForTheThroat September 16, 2021

No cry december

You need to hold your tears back for whole December. You can cry from joy but not sadness.

ncd-no cry december

by Pignado November 16, 2019

Making Jesus cry

To masturbate
Comes from Christian parents telling their kids “Every time you masturbate, Jesus cries”
Jesus is interchangeable with Hod in this context

An example of “making Jesus cry”
Friend 1:Did you get laid last night?
Friend 2: No, I was so horny I had to make Jesus cry
Friend 1: Gross, tmi

by Comic Sanders May 31, 2019

Cry pie

When something gets you sad that you literally become a pie of tears

Can be used as an adjective or a noun.

Somebody: “there’s no more ice-cream”

You: “I’m a cry pie”

by amyisthebomb March 11, 2019