cooter smoker 

A woman of questionable sexual orientation, or
A person being a douche bag

1. "Look at that girl over there, I bet she's a cooter
smoker"

2. "Dude why are you being such a cooter smoker?"

cooter smoker by methaddictsanonymous April 8, 2006

cooter catcher 

very painful result from a rope burn in the vaginal region. often followed by hitting a large knot in the rope.

see that mark? it's from my cooter catcher.

cooter catcher by mo&em June 27, 2008

cooterbumper

a lesbian or bi that does girls. must be a girl. aka they bump cooters.

girl:liz does girls.
boy:a cooterbumper?

cooterbumper by Dorathy Oz July 12, 2009

Cooternificent 

the description of an excellent vaginal sex

dude, that girl last night was cooternificent

Cooternificent by Suigintou October 1, 2011

Carolina Cooter 

a perfectly good cooter, opposite of a bat cave.
a penis's bestest friend forever. aka. BFF

Sydney and Maddy do NOT have carolina cooter, there's are stinky.

Carolina Cooter by adriana123 July 9, 2009

cooter bubble 

a pocket of air released from a vagina, travels through the labia and into the world as a sphere.

I'm full of cooter bubbles.

cooter bubble by Max Funke July 18, 2007

cooter slap

This is when a chick puts her cooter on your foarhead as an insult. It is similar to T-bagging

She cooter slapped him to embarres him

cooter slap by sexscandelous January 1, 2009