Hym "Chicago Mayor says his kids are more important than everyone else! You hear that folks? Parental Dictatorship! We live for them and their fuck trophies! Can't pay your bills? Doesn't matter. 'My kids have soccer practice!' Robbed out of a billion dollars? 'Shouldn't have given more of a shit about my mongrel kids!' We live to be harvested by fat-cock Parental Dictatorship!"
by Hym Iam February 7, 2024
Get the Chicago Mayormug. When you nut on your girlfriend's back while your upstairs neighbor floods their condo soaking your entire bedroom
"I can't escape living in a place where it rains indoors. This is the third Chicago Wetback in a row. I'm so over this curse"
by Theresa Jiles August 4, 2025
Get the Chicago Wetbackmug. Chicago gang known for gobbling glizzies by licking the tip of the glizzy before eating it and throwing your head back to swallow it in one sitting.
Chicago Glizzy Bandit (CGBs)-Did you see “MATOS” destroy that hot dog like one of the chicago glizzy bandits (CGBs).
by Zerothreethirty November 21, 2025
Get the Chicago Glizzy Bandit (CGBs)mug. When a female relative who owns a Chicago style pizza place uses the leftover grease from a pizza to give you a hand job after closing time.
“Hey Aunt Beatrice, do you have the time to give me a Chicago back handy, I saw some leftover grease in the kitchen”
by Gripster August 29, 2023
Get the Chicago back handymug. A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object
Chicago Department Store
Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat
Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?
Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got
Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore
Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat
Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?
Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got
Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore
by Bornator September 26, 2022
Get the Chicago department storemug. Clark asked, “Shots anyone, all we have is Malört and bacon salt.” Todd replied, “Chicago Rimjobs it is!” “I’ll take two,” Ryan replied with glee.
by TheTexasTodd April 8, 2022
Get the Chicago Rimjobmug. A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.
I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here
by Billiam Beaver April 6, 2023
Get the University of Illinois at Chicagomug.