Light the Kwanzaa Candles

"Lighting the Kwanzaa Candles", especially when paired with a wink or raise of the eyebrows, could mean smoking crack cocaine.

If an african american man (traditionally) were to ask you to help him "Light the Kwanzaa Candles" he will most likely pull out a pipe and crack if you agree

by FreshPrinceofBelaire January 13, 2011

Candez

1337 (leet) or Internet speak for 'candies'. Being deceptive while speaking about candez

Bob: Man, I am craving some candez.
Frank: I think I'm gonna get licorice candez today.
Or
Smithers: Man, I am gonna get high tonight.
Dubbo: On what?
Smithers: On candez mate!

by Dubbo the noddy knight October 28, 2010

cander

A cool ass mother effer who spends his time in your mom

Wow, my mom was busy last night, she must have been with a Cander

by Chaos Usagi January 23, 2014

Chandler

An autistic kid in a wheelchair that is really retarded and has a dick shaped like a roller coaster

Look at chandler playing with his roller coaster

by Evan Roten December 5, 2019

Chandler

His milk chocolate skin is loved by everyone. His purple lips will caress your vaginal lips until his tongue rips it open. His dick is so long that the girls can't it like when they watch the fault in our stars. Keep your eyes on yo bitch cuz chandler is cumin. His nose is covered in that cocaine and will get more. He will get you to buy him more so he can get Horney enough to penetrate you through the roof. He will pop your water even if your not pregnant. He will make you deep throat him like you do to dat beer at a party.

DDDAAAMMMNNNN this chandler is fuckin all the girls

by tubini November 8, 2014

Chandler

Usually a tall blonde and handsome percussionist with the attitude of a black woman. Hailing from the ghettos of Candy Land, his hobbies may include getting down with his bad self, romping and fishing. Among his interests are searching for land mines, taking pictures of fire hydrants, and exposing himself to strangers. Chandlers are most famous for creating and incorperating the term Bendered into the American language. His most common nickname is C-town. He is also familiarized as skinnylicious. His favorite place in the world is Bernadette and he usually has a thing for Lexie.

Boy, that Chandler has a way with the colored women!

by Team Mongoose April 28, 2012

candlestick

When you put a lit blunt or joint of weed in a bong's slider holder and take a hit.

Yo, on 420 John took the biggest hit off a candlestick I've ever seen!

by joeschmo8979 November 23, 2007