badger costume

noun: Piece of apparel someone (i.e. your mom) makes someone else (i.e. me) wear during sexual acts-- often includes furry paws.

Whit: Dude, I have this terrible rash.
Amy: From what?
Whit: The badger costume your mom made me wear last night.

or

Bitch, put on the badger costume! Yes, I want the paws, too!

by Amy and Whit October 27, 2005

budget

a code word for marijuana when you'd rather not make the topic of weed obvious.

The logic is as follows...
you get bud
you bud get
you budget.

can be used as a verb ''to budget'' or a noun ''budget''.

Stoner 1 - When we picking up that we-
Stoner 2 - BUDGET MAN! BUDGET! YOU GET BUD! REVERSE IT? WHAT DO YOU GET? BUDGET!!
Stoner 1 - woah, chill out dude, I was only asking when we were going to get the wendy house from my brother's...

by satirejs February 21, 2011

badgermilk

Creamy, tasty substance that comes from Badgers. Coveted for it's silky taste, great for all milk products. Only produced by special Badgers, badgermilk is a rare and creamy substance,

"Yo homes can I get some milk?" Freddy Asked. "Nope, but I got something even better." His friend said. "BADGERMILK"

by Eat A Badger January 5, 2009

badger

Small furry, black and white, stripey, long pin toe nailed, snarly, sciffle footed, jelly tot licking, soldered nostril friend of a stoat.

'oi nige, that badgers licking my jelly tots!'

by ferret boy May 22, 2006

badgers

Highly intelligent mammals that have formed a utopia in my sock drawer. Soon I will drop the bomb on them.

badgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgersbadgers..mUUushrooOm, MuUshroOom!..badgersbadgersbadgersbadgers

by wysiwyg February 16, 2004

budget

a way to go broke methodicaly!

This years political budget!

by samydoot May 13, 2005

bludgen

Bludgen-To beat powerfully with force with an object of great mass. Usually to hurt a friend in playfull manner.

-He was bludgened with a rubber bat
-John bludgened Steve with his inflatable hammer

by Shawn May 13, 2005