smurf bubbling

Placing a small blue communist in a bong and smoking it

Let's buble this smurf ; are we smurf bubbling, yesWe're surf bubbling isn't it baby, yes you kp, yes it's me, I love you

by 3Fitz January 19, 2017

Dante’s Bubbles

The final stage of a rectal inferno caused by a bout of wet, fiery, acidic, explosive shits.

Dante’s bubbles are hallmarked by a series of wet, stinging, releases of bubbly gas as there is literally nothing left to be passed from your entire gastrointestinal system.

Akin to the spewing sound of letting the air out of a balloon under water.

The poor guy in the next stall was suffering from the worst Dante’s bubbles I have ever heard. I would have slipped him one of my Tucks medicated pads but my piles were on fire myself.

After all night on the toilet from the bad sushi, morning arrived with the gurgling sounds of Dante’s bubbles. The sting was of a thousand bees.

by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021

Empty bubbles

Any place that's hard to get to and (in the speaker's opinion) invariably not worth the effort.

"For profit internet colleges are not worth the effort, they are just empty bubbles."

by Zed Numar August 2, 2021

bubble and greet

carrying on emotionally - usually with crying and hysteria. In my experience "bubble and greet" was used mainly in relation to us kids by our grandparents who came from The Borders, Scotland.

"ye dinne need to bubble and greet"

by Whisket May 22, 2012

Bubble Squirt

When you go to fart and it sounds like there's too much gas/air inside that is stopping the poop to come out, and it's all bubbly sounding

I was constipated and needed to go real bad but when I sat on the toilet nothing was came out but

could hear the gas been squeezed through the hole and so was making these what I call "bubble squirts"

by Jazy1r January 20, 2023

Catch a Bubble

A technique used by elementary school teachers to keep children quiet. If the children pretend to "catch a bubble" in their mouths by puffing their cheeks out, they will be quiet from not speaking.

Okay kids, we're walking to the lunchroom, time to Catch a Bubble! Let's see who can make it all the way there!

by jenmmmmm October 16, 2023

bubble nudge

The action of blowing a bubble and then nudging it with some object. The bubble must stay intact in order for it to be a true bubble nudge.

That's a quality bubble nudge! The bubble didn't even break!

by bubble_nudging_rocks July 27, 2017