the Cuban Burrito is when you take a huge shit on the pull out sofa in your buddy's hotel room and then fold it back up, put the cushions back on, and wait for the cleaning staff to discover the brown crime
Dude, I went back to the hotel to get Kyle this morning. His room smells horrible, I had totally forgotten that I left a Cuban Burrito in the pull out sofa.
by doubledown104564 September 10, 2019
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“Yeah Jamal, there was, like, six of them, just passed out in his backyard! What the hell?”
“Yeah Jamal, there was, like, six of them, just passed out in his backyard! What the hell?”
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