Brian Wilson-ed

The action at which someone screws you over on purpose out of pure jealousy and anger

Guy number 1: *Catches the biggest fish of the trip

Guy number 2: Here let me net it for you *Purposely Knocks the fish of the hook and looses your fish*

Guy number 1: You just Brian Wilson-ed me!

by Not A Hill July 24, 2018

brian

the most amazing and fun person you will ever meet, he's the guy who looks quiet and shy but once you start talking he'll never let you get bored. he's good with anything in the water so he's basically a squid. his sense if humor will make u laugh more than ever and you'll find yourself slowly becoming the bestest of friends with him. overall he's a good dude with an amazing personality. cant forget he's got a better bod than all ur other friends :)

example :
omg brian is so cool

yeaa he got into stanford with a scholarship because of his swimming skills.

by squidyqueen July 16, 2021

Dirty Brian

The act of masturbating in a raccoon costume at a zoo while driving over a rabbit in a golf cart

"Dude! I accidentally did a dirty Brian the other night when I went to the zoo."

by Bibgeans May 13, 2025

The Brian Jonestown Massacre

A band ran by an absolute skank who infamously brawled with one of his band members on stage in Melbourne. Their music sucks too

Bro did you go see The Brian Jonestown Massacre concert?
Nah, I'd much rather see The Dandy Warhols

by tktktktktktktktktk May 11, 2024

Brian P

Brian is really into Lego, especially Lego cars. He loves hot wheels and collects them. Brian has dark blonde curly hair with beautiful sexy blue eyes. No one can resist Brian, he’s hot and is very good in bed ;). He’s a loyal, smart, funny and kind to the people who he likes.

Person 1-Who’s that guy that got arrested?
Person 2-Oh that was Brian(Very cute)
Person 1-Hot.
Brian P is so funny

by Vans that steal babys March 17, 2023

Brian

Misspelling of brain of which the sender doesn't have

Person 1: Dude my brian doesn't work

Person 2: I can see

by A_Cat321 September 1, 2023

tom brian

someone who has a penis ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.

they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago

wow your so annoyed you just like tom brian

by tom brian February 6, 2017