Blanket statement

Making an assumption or giving an opinion of a general group or idea

“Star Wars fans believe their creator's have destroyed their brand!” Well, that is a blanket statement, just because a show or movie doesn’t make everyone happy it is very manipulative to speak on behalf of everyone else. I’m talking to you content creators on social media. It’s pathetic to trigger people so they can click on your story or ad. Hate does not sell, it’s just depressing and bullish. You know who you are.

by DogThatIsFrankie January 15, 2025

Blanket Diving

The act of going under a blanket to smell a fresh fart.

Blanket diving is the best after chipotle

by Slimreaper22134 July 2, 2023

person blanket

The person that makes you feel warm inside, just like a blanket.

You're my person blanket.

by synthetic January 18, 2018

Blanket out of the dryer

When a girl is so dry the condom stays inside her even though your dick doesnt, so you have to pull it out by hand.

Friend 1: Howd it go last night?

Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer

by MischievousDragon79 April 25, 2021

Blanket Fort Day

International Blanket Fort Day - best day to spend time inside and build a multi-room or mansion blanket fort. Use sheets and blankets you have. Sleeping bags and pillows for the floor if needed.

Hey, are you celebrating blanket fort day?

by Mscottie November 29, 2024

Blanket Ninja

(Verb) Quiet Sex when in a shared living space such as a dorm, barracks, apartment or flat

My parents had gone to sleep at around 8 so I invited my girl over so we could blanket ninja

by aerospace user April 4, 2020

Being under a blanket

A feeling of trust, comfort and intimacy, like a child hiding under a blanket from their parents. Allowing someone under your metaphorical blanket implies letting them into your private world and trusting them.

Being under a blanket
exmp1:
I told you about 'my crisis' not because it might help you, but because you are the one who I want to know about me, "be under my blanket"

exmp2:

A: I don't care if people would or would not be happy that we date. That is mine.
B: What do you mean?
A: You are under my blanket.

exmp3:
A: I've never considered myself being under your blanket.
B: Wow.

by janthekdjsimp December 29, 2023