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Social bladder

The second pee receptacle hidden in the bodies of most women, specifically inside the posterior abdominal area, designed so that they may wait to go to the bathroom until one or more of their girlfriends has expressed a desire to relieve themselves first. It is believed to have developed as a social ritual and/or defense mechanism to better ensure one’s safety against any lecherous males in the vicinity, as well as to provide a collective reprieve from the burdensome nature of public social performance.
Man A: “Dude, why does Rina always seem to go to the bathroom at the same time as Cecil…? Weird, right?”

Man B: “Don’t pay it any mind, my dude… it’s just the social bladder at work.”

Man A: “I guess that explains it…”
by Asriel___LOVER January 8, 2026
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make the bladder gladder

Seen in esquire magazine, a cutesy way of saying that you are going to take a piss.
I've got to go make the bladder gladder.
by strikingoil May 24, 2014
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pull a blade on

To threaten someone in an aggressive way, it usually involves a knife.
To avoid that the guys continued treating him like that, he pull a blade on them.
by Groggy January 10, 2017
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fresh off the blade

Coming directly from a haircut . The blade being the barber’s clippers. Its not gay.
Aint no better feeling than comin fresh off the blade
by NotJordan 🙅🏾‍♂️ February 13, 2019
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Tape-on-a-saw-blade

Trying to fix a situation only to hurt your own self.
Idk why Jack is always trying to get with that bitch Amanda. That’s like tape-on-a-saw-blade .
by BigDogYanaBo September 18, 2020
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Rave got da blade

A phrase someone says when they have broken head clippers and is getting shouted at by the person whos hair they are cutting
"Ouch that hurts"- victim

"Rave got da blade you ungratefull little twat"- barber
by WildWillez December 12, 2020
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Rave got da blade

A phrase someone says when they have broken head clippers and is getting shouted at by the person whos hair they are cutting
"Ouch that hurts"- victim

"Rave got da blade you ungratefull little twat"- barber
by WildWillez December 12, 2020
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