annoying bastard

When some of talks to you constanly and never shuts the fuck up

The annoying bastard has 2 friends that never shut up

by INFAMOUS AKS September 20, 2016

chicken balled bastard

someone who has just gotten on your nerves

that chicken balled bastard just called me a punk

by anon December 14, 2003

arrogant bastard

the most arrogant bastard ever is Pete Wentz, what a tosspot
and he is the bassist for a very shite band
fall out boy
just go die

look at that arrogant bastard, he's sitting on the head stock of his bass

by Hickseyd December 10, 2008

Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!

something you chant at fat people

ben iggo: yum pies

some guy:"Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?! You fat bastard! You fat bastard! You ate all the pies!!!"

by Danman11 June 19, 2006

jack bastard

A Knobhead Football Supporter From Swansea City Who Lives In Dillusioned World, Thinking Their Team Is Great.

Look At Those Jack Bastards Over There, What A Bunch Of Fucking Losers

by Teamian December 24, 2008

brasstard

A person who plays a brass instrument in a marching band and who is a total badass at the same time.

John is such a brasstard -- he plays a mean trombone AND gets all the ladies.

by alexissocool September 10, 2005

Bastard

A child, male or female, born with out their parents being married before their birth.
Not before creation, just before birth.

At least my parents were married when I was born! Your such a bastard!

Shut up! It's not my fault!

by Boo You Whore! January 9, 2011