band hall

A place where relationships are made, band directors get taunted, hearts get broken, and band nerds make out.

"OMG! Did you see Candace and Zach making out in the band hall? They were like totally all over each other!!!"

by BandNerd May 28, 2006

The ohio butthole tickling bandit

A man from Ohio who represents the state, who goes around and mugs people by tickling their asshole so much that they shit on his hands and he steals it and gives it to the government for testing.

Jonathan was arrested after the Ohio butthole tickling bandit stole his shit and test results shown that he blazed 24/7

by DICTIONARYMAN8 August 4, 2022

bank loan

Something the bank will give you only when you have prouved beyond all doubt that you don't need any money

Hey i won 50 million on the national lotto and the the bank phoned to ask me if i wanted a loan. was'nt that was nice of them!!!!!!!!!

by Paul February 5, 2004

Bang it to the curb

When you go out on the town with no inhibitions, moral restrictions,or care for the repercussions of your actions. Originating from the song 'Bang it to the Curb' by Far East Movement.

I'm gonna get slizzard and bang it to the curb with my boy Genghis Khan tonight.

by PMorr December 2, 2015

Vampire Bandwagon

The unexplained phenomena that occurs when somebody writes some successful (albeit awful) literature on vampires, EVERYBODY decides they want to get in on the act and before you know it bookshelves are crammed with novels about romantic relationships with vampires, and you can't escape the fact that so much hype is made over the "New Moon" trailor that you would think it was the coming of Jesus.

Person 1: Hey did you read that erotica novel where a women has sex with 15 vampires and their marble like, cold cocks? (Come to think of it, if a vampire is dead, they would have no blood circulation-Edward is always described as being cold- how could they "get it up"?)
Person 2: OMG NO WAI11!!!@~~
Person 3: Ya, everybody is jumping on the vampire bandwagon...

by LOTR NERD October 30, 2009

annyeonghaseyo jeoneun bangtan sonyeondan

A way to annoy non army’s. :D

A.”annyeonghaseyo jeoneun bangtan sonyeondan”
B.”SHUT UP ALREADY”

by Alexandra the Great Jamful January 22, 2019

chat shit get banged

A phrase popularised by esteemed philosopher, James Vardé in his 1903 paper, 'Net six and chill'.

Scholars have since debated its intended meaning. Leading theories suggest it describes a situation in which verbalising disparaging, ill-formed statements could result in one being assassinated via a firearm.

Person A: Why did you get this?
Person B: You told me to pick it up from the store.
Person A: I didn't say Chili Beef...
Person B: Yeah you did
Person A: I said wanted a Bombay Bad Boy you nonce!

Person B: Watch your language! Well, I definitely heard Chili Beef. And what does it matter, you like Chili Beef anyway. And can you please take that hoodie off and put it in the wash.
*Person A shoots Person B*
Person B: What on earth did you do?!
Person A: You lied, I never said Chili Beef
Person B: So you shot your own mother?!
Person A: Chat shit get banged
Person B: For god's sake. Call 999 please.

Person A: Fine. By the way, did you bring any vodka?
Person B: Yes, it's in the car
Person A: Good, I'm throwing a party tonight
Person B: Are you going to invite Charlie?
Person A: Of course I am ffs. Ambulance said they'll be 10 mins.

by Emmanuel Adebayor January 14, 2016