Painted Bagel

When you're doing a girl or guy from behind and you see poop on their ass.
Yea, I hit that but she had a painted bagel.
by JustJess1987 March 8, 2022
mugGet the Painted Bagelmug.

nerd bagel

What your mother calls you when you’re laughing to much at her because you are weird.
Ex:
Mom: *rests arm on puzzle then knocks puzzle off table*

Me: *laughs while crying*
Her: *glares*
Me: are you gonna put your arms back on the table?
Her: no.
Me:why?
Her: because my daughters a nerd bagel.
by EmmersWasHere August 31, 2019
mugGet the nerd bagelmug.

Bagel

I worshipped the bagel.
by The all seeing hat February 14, 2022
mugGet the Bagelmug.

Bagel

A weird donut without the sugar and it tastes bad, especially with sprinkles.
That donut looks like a bagel, so I'm not eating it
by Biggie Bagel May 1, 2019
mugGet the Bagelmug.

bagel rash

A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.

Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.

Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:

- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
person 1: I’m having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
by AlexTheNewGuy July 25, 2008
mugGet the bagel rashmug.

Bageling

The term for when a dog or cat curls up into a ball and falls asleep, staying curled in the shape of a bagel
"Oh my gosh, look! Your cat is bageling!! AWWWW"
by Bugamasoo February 12, 2021
mugGet the Bagelingmug.

Bagel in the Chimney

“Oh Jessica weve accomplishes maximum effort! Bagel in the Chimney
by Butternutsquash12 June 21, 2018
mugGet the Bagel in the Chimneymug.

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