blahtastic

the feeling of being not enthused but at the same time fine with things; feeling plain BLAH. word may be used as blah-fucking-tastic to emphasize the point

Person A: Hey man, how are you?
Person B: Just blahtastic.

by Stud Miffin December 16, 2008

Blantoning

To engage in the act of coitus, usually oral sex, with a much older individual in order to further one's career or to gain a higher respect from the authority in an organization.

God, dude, here we are, we have zero respect and she is over there blantoning her way to the top.

I still cant believe that someone has not caught her blantoning.

by john dicklicks April 18, 2010

Blart Job

When one receives a blow job whilst sharting.

Blarting exploded on the scene after its debut in Paul Blart Job Mall Cock.

by Blart King August 7, 2011

U-blast

A punch to the uterus that only makes a small pop sound no matter how hard the punch is. Guys can be U-blasted as well.

Nigel is going to give every freshman a U-blast

by TK1441 March 28, 2009

Burger Blast

Vaginal Wind

Flatulence from the vaginal cavity i.e. Burger blast

One day i was eating chicken in a brothel when all of a sudden the lady friend i was accompanying burger blasted a forward tornado.

by Darragh O'Neill May 16, 2010

Birthday Blast

The explosive shit you take the morning after feasting and drinking for you're B-Day celebration.

Dude last night was sick. I birthday blasted myself right out the door this morning.

by Surfsupnj April 28, 2015

Snatch blast

Putting crystal meth rock inside of the fuck hole

That bitch just did a snatch blast!

by Hitkitty1988 July 27, 2016