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joder balloon

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Literally “fuck balloon” from spanish verb joder which translates to “to fuck”
Hey baby, I’ve got a joder balloon... wanna ride?
by Dept of Redundancy Dept November 15, 2020
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rubber balloon break

When a girl is doing the hanky panky and the condom breaks
That girl is taking a rubber balloon break

There’s a party in my tummy so yummy so yummy
by Justaperson0329 August 13, 2023
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Ballooned

A term used when someone is intoxicated by liquor or beer, usually used by remoulds to describe how utterly fucked out of their head they are!
Fuck me did you see that dick last night? He was fuckin ballooned!
by DickDasturdly August 16, 2017
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passion balloon

A used condom that's been blown up
The girl from Tinder was so nasty when I was done she made a passion balloon
by Dr.Black November 3, 2017
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Golden Water Balloon

The act of filling a water balloon with piss and jizz instead of water, and launching it at your homies during a water balloon fight
We were having fun until Jake splashed me with a Golden Water Balloon
by Field Marshal Jizzatron January 6, 2024
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Blowing into a vagina while performing oral sex filling it up like a balloon then pushing down with both hands on the lower abdomen to quickly (and loudly) release the air.
If you really want to see how cool she is you should try popping the balloon of pandemonium
by CatFocks August 4, 2022
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Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.
Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!
by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017
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