Bag Bandit

A woman who requests a ride to some place and when the driver agrees she suddenly gets 4 or 5 bags of “her” stuff (stolen probably) to take with her

“Yes, as soon As I drop this Bag Bandit off I will have more room in the car!.”

by Justin-Judd-Texas November 1, 2022

Spall Bag

Someone who is a complete cunt that you want to call out for being such, but you don't want to attract the unwanted attention of others around who may not be so accepting of naughty language.

*One office collogue to another*
"You know, that Michael guy they hired last month is kind of a spall bag"a

by Big Black Jack 77 June 9, 2023

paper bag

a tool used for having sex with chicks with ugly faces and hot body.

i thought the girl was hot til she turned around and i saw her face. so i pulled out the paper bag and it was all good.

by Lou May 19, 2003

chonch bag

A person worse than a douche bag who usually also smeels horrible.

After my boyfriend gave me a donkey punch without my permission i thought he was a total chonch bag.

by beny boy November 8, 2008

Bag of Assholes

1. something really shitty
2. an awful smell

That dude in accounting smells like a "bag of assholes"!

by william braski November 22, 2006

Fart Bag

An individual who hurts you in any way and then continues to blame you for your pain.

Fart Bag: (steps on your toe)
Decent human being: Owww.
Fart Bag: WHAT THE FUCK STOP STANDING EVERYWHERE!
Decent human being: Typical Fart Bag.

by WebKoala November 23, 2013

tea-bag

Dipping your testicles into the open mouth of another person. Kind of like dipping a tea bag in and out of a cup of water.

I caught the mail man tea bagging my mom. She gagged.

by GhastlyChaos June 10, 2005